Showing posts with label Thanksgiving. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Thanksgiving. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

While I'm Drifting and Dreaming

Dear Reader,


A new plan is in the works for a portion of world domination. Details to follow.

Enjoy the gluttony this holiday and skip the turkey.

Thursday, November 1, 2007

Food for Thought

Dear Reader,

Happy All Saints Day to you.

That sentiment out of the way, lets move along to the important stuff, like what holiday will be rammed down consumer throats now that Halloween is behind us. Having not stepped into a store yet today, I will venture to guess that Christmas decorations are up and running.

Whatever happened to Thanksgiving? You know, that holiday between Halloween and Christmas. Its a commemoration of the fictional celebration between the Pilgrims and the Native Americans a few hundred years ago. Nope, it isn't represented on store shelves.

The only thing that grocery stores push in November are a few drumsticks which is nothing compared to the deluge of nonsensical items that retailers promote for December festivities.

My suggestion for November is to take some time and eat the turkey. After all, a nap or too won't hurt a bit.