Showing posts with label birthday month. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthday month. Show all posts

Saturday, February 28, 2009

This Too Shall Pass

Dear Reader,

Sadly, all things must pass and even "Birthday Month" shall travel the well worn path to memory.

A heartening thought is "Birthday Month" will return after a full rotation round the sun. This is not meant as a discouragement to the writer's fans to postpone any displays of admiration and respect until next year. Now is always the best time to speak your mind, dear reader, and proclaim your allegiance and devotion to me.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Presents

Dear Reader,
Presents might not be tallied in mere numbers, or price or even thoughtful intent. Presents should be judged upon the reaction of the recipient.

During "Birthday Month", I will receive many tokens of affection bonded through love and other connections. However, there is always one stand-out gift which will be the answer to the writer's secret desires.

In the past, the writer has purchased the gift with personal funds. This year, the desired gift was given by someone very close and much appreciated. The powers of ESP and listening must have been the secret keys to such a fabulous gift.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Birthday Month

Dear Reader,

February is the special time known as "Birthday Month". It is period best to consider all the great and wondrous qualities of the writer.

A celebration of all the incredible feats, wisdom and beauty the writer grants the world through appearances and general being.

So, go and get your writer a thoughtful present which will delight and amuse.